I have become obsessed with wondering where our new neighbour goes around 10 am every morning (he has a very noisy exhaust).
In spite of being paid to do the housework, I have cleaned nothing but loos and kitchen worktops – why bother when there are no visitors?
I am thoroughly ashamed of my nosiness about our new neighbour.
I am not at all ashamed about my shoddy housekeeping.
I am surprisingly fond of my own company. It’s good being with someone who never disagrees with you.
I have completely lost my edge at online Scrabble.
I never really had an edge.
I have become a meat eater again. It’s against my principles and I don’t really like it, so this is not only confusing but bloody annoying.
I blame the genes I inherited from my pyromaniac Dad for the number of bonfires I need to light. I can’t sleep if I haven’t had a good blaze.
I used to pay no attention to planes arriving at Glasgow Airport (we are less than a mile from the flight path) but now when one flies overhead, I rush in to check its point of departure.
In spite of being paid to do the housework, I have cleaned nothing but loos and kitchen worktops – why bother when there are no visitors?
I am thoroughly ashamed of my nosiness about our new neighbour.
I am not at all ashamed about my shoddy housekeeping.
I am surprisingly fond of my own company. It’s good being with someone who never disagrees with you.
I have completely lost my edge at online Scrabble.
I never really had an edge.
I have become a meat eater again. It’s against my principles and I don’t really like it, so this is not only confusing but bloody annoying.
I blame the genes I inherited from my pyromaniac Dad for the number of bonfires I need to light. I can’t sleep if I haven’t had a good blaze.
I used to pay no attention to planes arriving at Glasgow Airport (we are less than a mile from the flight path) but now when one flies overhead, I rush in to check its point of departure.